L4d2: Ex Wife

ha
So when I was in the Sugar Mill (Jesus CHRIST I have NEVER SEEN SO MANY GODFORSAKEN WITCHES!!) I kept seeing this witch.. who was stupid.. I fuckin startled her and she RAN IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION, thus not attacking me..

Anyways there was another witch and they were both sobbing and crying and bein' all emo and Ellis said "Man I'm gonna start cryin' in a minute." And Coach ALWAYS says "I hear a BITCH!" or "I see a Bitch!" so that was funny and had to be added.

And everyone knows about what Nick says about his ex wife "I think I hear my ex wife."